Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? Hmmmmmmm. It's a small light, but it's sooooooo annoying. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. What cruel fate is this? This is a test, I repeat only a test. Alrighty then. Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. 5 Wonderfully Long Literary Sentences by Samuel Beckett, Virginia Woolf, F. Scott Fitzgerald & Other Masters of the Run-On, Seven Tips From William Faulkner on How to Write Fiction, William Faulkner Reads from As I Lay Dying, Josh Jonesis a writer and musician based in Durham, NC. I swear. Which is why it's not even 10:00 and here I am, typing. "lower the quality"? I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF WICKED NOISE! I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Seeya. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! Maybe I should use spell-check. Hi, I'm back. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. Here is the sum total of my group's work. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. Longest Sentence. Why can't I? Longest math problem copy and paste According to Sciencealert, the longest math equation contains around 200 terabytes of text. We never spam. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. You know the one. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. Either I am growing more comfortable with my on-line writing, or I am progressivly getting more insane and chaotic. Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! It sucks. No suprise. The inanimate world, on the otherhand, expects nothing of you. Think about it. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. It'd be cool. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! 5000 hits! Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. Okay. I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. API tools faq. So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. Typical. is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. If I did, would I stop this? You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! Do not MOCK me! The number of licks, I mean. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? Anyway, I'm gonna go. We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . What does this mean to you? Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. Would it vary? UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT, WEAR AND DEGRADATION IS INEVITABLE!! It was pretty good. In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? That's the point you're trying to get across? With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. This highly experimental and abstract piece was published in a series of volumes beginning in 2007, with the final 19 volumes being published in 2008. As long as the bear blends in, you know? With a shake, the future is revealed! The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. And #5: You can give each of your pets several weird names such as: Ringling-Raison-Bailey-Suzana-Midnight-Schultz, Squirell, Moose, Moose-Moose, Moosey-Moose, Linzey-Moose, Muffin, Squirell-Muffin, Yabby-Doodle, Abby Normal, Wiggle-Baby, Wiggle-Muffin, Witle-Baby, Cheese-Monkey, Muffin-With-Squirell-Juice, Squirell-With-Muffin Juice, Moosey-Juice, Squirell-Monkey, etc. It's just weird. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. Isnt' that nice? *nods* I thought so. However, Joyce's record has recently been surpassed. I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! Guess what I wanna do. 11. You gots extra money, don't you? Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. That's why it MUST be EVIL! Needless to say, I felt right at home. Any way, that's it for now. I SEE YOUR GAME! Come on all you non-existing people! And that's just what I can list from memory. Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. You could travel in a straight line at the speed of light for a million years and all you'd prove is that the universe is really, really big. You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. Did I resume asking retorical questions? I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! Fire is good. It's annoying. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. Think about it. And they pushed my toes together. 20 min ago Goodbye! Are you happy? Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. Math is so picky. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. Oh. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. I'm back! Would they dry into raisins? She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. He ignored the fact that he was also a 72 year old "sanitation engineer" somewhere. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. It's not like I have anything better to do. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. We could call ourselves TACO! As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. Any miniute now. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. HEEEEY! Ice cream trucks! Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. Sentences can also be extended by recursively embedding clauses one into another, such as[2][3], This also highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded. The answer is still infinity. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. You see, if the universe is indeed infinite, that means that literally EVERYTHING is possible, and in fact, is happening somewhere in the universe. It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. It gave me new insight into how weird I am. AwwwwwI'm touched! Maybe I should just give up. I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. Hey, it's the 3 r's! Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. It's spiffy. That's funny!!!! i broke the world record. There have been several claims for the longest sentence in the English language revolving around the longest printed sentence. It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. We had to tell him that he would probley have to wait untill he was 21. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. I'm back. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. Just like all those reports people have to do. Oooooo! You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? Wellbetter go before one of my two and half sane readers falls asleep:) Seeya! "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. Okay. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. We thank you! Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. ", and translated it to German. I've seen it. You say I'm really just talking to myself? But without the bad sound track. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. 'Ah the power of cheese!' Just exactly like Father if Father had known as much about it the night before I went out there as he did the day after I came back thinking Mad impotent old man who realized at last that there must be some limit even to the capabilities of a demon for doing harm, who must have seen his situation as that of the show girl, the pony, who realizes that the principal tune she prances to comes not from horn and fiddle and drum but from a clock and calendar, must have seen himself as the old wornout cannon which realizes that it can deliver just one more fierce shot and crumble to dust in its own furious blast and recoil, who looked about upon the scene which was still within his scope and compass and saw son gone, vanished, more insuperable to him now than if the son were dead since now (if the son still lived) his name would be different and those to call him by it strangers and whatever dragons outcropping of Sutpen blood the son might sow on the body of whatever strange woman would therefore carry on the tradition, accomplish the hereditary evil and harm under another name and upon and among people who will never have heard the right one; daughter doomed to spinsterhood who had chosen spinsterhood already before there was anyone named Charles Bon since the aunt who came to succor her in bereavement and sorrow found neither but instead that calm absolutely impenetrable face between a homespun dress and sunbonnet seen before a closed door and again in a cloudy swirl of chickens while Jones was building the coffin and which she wore during the next year while the aunt lived there and the three women wove their own garments and raised their own food and cut the wood they cooked it with (excusing what help they had from Jones who lived with his granddaughter in the abandoned fishing camp with its collapsing roof and rotting porch against which the rusty scythe which Sutpen was to lend him, make him borrow to cut away the weeds from the door-and at last forced him to use though not to cut weeds, at least not vegetable weeds -would lean for two years) and wore still after the aunts indignation had swept her back to town to live on stolen garden truck and out o f anonymous baskets left on her front steps at night, the three of them, the two daughters negro and white and the aunt twelve miles away watching from her distance as the two daughters watched from theirs the old demon, the ancient varicose and despairing Faustus fling his final main now with the Creditors hand already on his shoulder, running his little country store now for his bread and meat, haggling tediously over nickels and dimes with rapacious and poverty-stricken whites and negroes, who at one time could have galloped for ten miles in any direction without crossing his own boundary, using out of his meagre stock the cheap ribbons and beads and the stale violently-colored candy with which even an old man can seduce a fifteen-year-old country girl, to ruin the granddaughter o f his partner, this Jones-this gangling malaria-ridden white man whom he had given permission fourteen years ago to squat in the abandoned fishing camp with the year-old grandchild-Jones, partner porter and clerk who at the demons command removed with his own hand (and maybe delivered too) from the showcase the candy beads and ribbons, measured the very cloth from which Judith (who had not been bereaved and did not mourn) helped the granddaughter to fashion a dress to walk past the lounging men in, the side-looking and the tongues, until her increasing belly taught her embarrassment-or perhaps fear;-Jones who before 61 had not even been allowed to approach the front of the house and who during the next four years got no nearer than the kitchen door and that only when he brought the game and fish and vegetables on which the seducer-to-bes wife and daughter (and Clytie too, the one remaining servant, negro, the one who would forbid him to pass the kitchen door with what he brought) depended on to keep life in them, but who now entered the house itself on the (quite frequent now) afternoons when the demon would suddenly curse the store empty of customers and lock the door and repair to the rear and in the same tone in which he used to address his orderly or even his house servants when he had them (and in which he doubtless ordered Jones to fetch from the showcase the ribbons and beads and candy) direct Jones to fetch the jug, the two of them (and Jones even sitting now who in the old days, the old dead Sunday afternoons of monotonous peace which they spent beneath the scuppernong arbor in the back yard, the demon lying in the hammock while Jones squatted against a post, rising from time to time to pour for the demon from the demijohn and the bucket of spring water which he had fetched from the spring more than a mile away then squatting again, chortling and chuckling and saying `Sho, Mister Tawm each time the demon paused)-the two of them drinking turn and turn about from the jug and the demon not lying down now nor even sitting but reaching after the third or second drink that old mans state of impotent and furious undefeat in which he would rise, swaying and plunging and shouting for his horse and pistols to ride single-handed into Washington and shoot Lincoln (a year or so too late here) and Sherman both, shouting, Kill them! The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. . Maybe you'll break free. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. I think this is so cool that he spent this time on it but who would really read this all, omg i have to read this about a week and im done and i just want to say this have made my day, i have wrote a story which has 12083 words in it.

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